Police Interview - Wolfs perspective

Yesterday morning I was just dwadling through my land reminding myself of how beautiful it was while looking for for fruit and vegies for dinner(I'm vegeterian). Then suddenly I spotted it....a house with dust on it! My chance to offer my wonderful cleaning service(as my mother says). Although I knocked forever, absoloutly no one came out, so I decided to do it for free. Turns out a pig was inside and by accident I knocked down his lovely straw house. Then at the not quite as nice stick house I saw lots of fruit and vegies growing on the sticks so I started plucking them out (after all they were off my land)but I didn't know that the growth was holding the house together. I badly wanted to say sorry but the pig sprinted away to quickly for me to do so. After that at the in progress brick house I was just on the roof directing a helicopter to pick me up and take me to the other side of my land.(See I owned quite a bit). When suddenly I fell down the chimney and into the poor pig's soup, so I slunck away.