Police Interview - Pigs perspective

One day I was reading the newspaper. A few hours later I saw a heading that said THE WOLF IS BACK! So I ran for my life and built a house made out of shiny straw. My brother made a house out of sticks and twigs and my oldest brother built a house made out of bricks. He didn't do a good job. I did better. I saw the wolf so I ran to my house but he thought he saw some dust. So he blew my house down. I was disappointed. Before the wolf knew it I ran to my brothers house. He followed again and blew it down to. We ran to our other brothers house. The wolf tried to blow it down but he couldn't. The next day I heard some foot steps on the roof so I woke my brothers up. Two minutes later the wolf came down the chimney and burnt his bum on the soup. He got what he deserved!