Police Interview - Wolfs perspective

Well, yesterday afternoon when I was jogging through the nice leafy woods to see if my land okay, when I saw two plump little pigs (by the way they did not look clever or smart) playing a game on my land. Then my eyes looked in another direction and I saw two little houses and another one in progress. So I took off my MP3 player and walked over to ask what was going on. The pigs said in a trembling voice, "What do you want Mr Wolf? " "I would like to know why you have built your cute house on my land" I said in a grumpy voice. They said they had to build a house because they were scared of me. I mean I am so kind after all I am a wise wolf. So the two pigs went screaming their heads off. So I decided to clean the first little pigs floor but I did not notice that the house was falling apart and the little pig had run from his house to his brothers house and locked the door. I tried to get in but I couldn't so I jumped on the brick house and went down the chimney and landed in soup - ouch! Then the pigs said wolf and soup - YUM! So the pigs never were harmed again and lived happily ever after.