Police Interview - Wolfs perspective

One morning I was playing hide-and-seek with my Mummy and daddy when I came across a pig standing outside a house on MY LAND! I was going to ask him politely why he built it there and thats when it all started.

I was striding over to the house when suddenly I heard a scurry inside. I peeked in the window and saw that the floor was dusty so I blew the dust away (by accident I blew the whole house down!)

After that I was thirsty so I strolled to a nereby house (also on MY LAND - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?) and explained "Hello, I just swept your neighbours floor, so can I have a drink of water?" But it was too late. I was huffing and puffing and I blew the house down at the same time. Both pigs ran to the next house. I watched them run but then a flower caught my eye. I went over to smell it. It SMELLED LIKE ROOTEN EGGS! I coughed a lot. I didn't know but I aimed it in the direction of a third house. Thankfully this house did not fall down, because it was made of bricks - how smart!

The next morning I was chasing a mouse on the roof but I lost my balance and fell into a scorching hot bubbling stew and let out a howl!!!!!!!!!