Police Interview - Wolfs perspective

Yesterday I was strolling through the forest and I thought I saw someone on my special land. So I thought I would ask them some questions but I saw a termite on me. I am allergic to termites. So that made me sneeze and I huffed and puffed because I couldn't breathe properly. So the pig thought I was trying to blow his house over and eat him but I wasn't. I was only trying to ask him some questions. So I tried again but I tripped over so I huffed and I puffed again because it hurt and that blew over the second pig's house but I didn't mean to. I was just trying to ask him some questions like I said before. Then the two little pigs ran to the thirds pig house so by then they really, really thought I was trying to eat them but I wasn't. So I tried one more time. When I was strolling along I smelled a wonderful smell and I said I am going to eat you but I didn't mean the pigs I meant the stew. Then I said let me in because I was cold and I knew they had a fire in there. So I went on the roof to go down the chimney and I forgot that the fire was on and I went down the chimney and got burnt.