Police Interview - Pigs perspective

The other day me and my brother were playing a simple game of hide-and-seek when suddenly my eldest brother came scampering over to us with a horrified look on his face. "Listen" he moaned, "Our worst enemy the Big Bad Wolf is strolling in this forest right now,as we speak!". With that he passed us the Pig's Oink (which if you want to know is a type of newspaper). I shuddered. Meanwhile me and my younger brother were terror-striken! In the panic we forgot about going back to our Mama's house and anyway we were to far away to go back. My elder brother was the first to recover. He's always sensible so he said "There's no time to loose, we must build a house each." As soon as raw