Police Interview - Wolfs perspective

Yesterday was a rotten day. I was listeing to songs on my MP3 player just minding my own business. Suddenly I saw three rotten pigs who had built their house on my land! I jogged over with a sulky look on my face. As soon as they saw me they shot to their straw, stick and brick houses. I knocked on the door of the first house and guess what? It fell! So I tried the next one but that one fell. I threw a temper tamtrim, but they just fell about laughing and yelled "come and get us stupied little woliffie poolfie!" The next morning I was practicing my gymnastics on the brick house and I fell down the chimney into the boiling soup (by the way it was hotter than the sun YEOW!!). Those stuped little pigs! So I went home for a salmon sandwich to re-fresh, my mind.